I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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