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(210): View more from Texas

I just want to hang out with her.

(916): View more from California

You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(443): View more from Maryland

There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(863): View more from Florida

I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.

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(347): View more from New York

My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey

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(404): View more from Georgia

Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!

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