This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am midnight drunk by noon
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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