I think I am morally bankrupt
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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