He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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