yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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