Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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