Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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