Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
