Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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