You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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