I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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