R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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