apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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