I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What a dumb baby whore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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