We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You've changed since you got that strap on
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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