is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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