omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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