No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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