what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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