Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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