i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So. Much. Porn.
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