Can Purell be used as lube?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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