So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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