I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
