how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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