Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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