we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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