idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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