he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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