haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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