This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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