guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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