I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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