What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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