i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
ok first of all what the fuck
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