why didn't you poke me back
I have demons in me.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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