No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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