We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we should paint friendship bongs
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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