somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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