i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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