how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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