My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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