I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
