Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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