Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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