i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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