Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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