Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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