just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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