my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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