i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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