My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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