problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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