I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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