Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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