youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
tell me about the eggs
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