She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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