i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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