where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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